“This guy is the best thing that has ever happened to Twitter,” ran a text I recently sent to friends. The occasion? A tweet from “St. AugOsteen.”

Taking quotes from famed Prosperity Gospel preacher Joel Osteen and mixing them with those of St. Augustine of Hippo, St. AugOsteen creates some pretty fantastic statements. For the sake of your enjoyment, here are a handful of his lovely tweets:





Perhaps Augustine and Osteen agree more than we thought?

The early Church Father expresses optimism over Joel’s upcoming Podcast:



Ah, nostalgia:



St. AugOsteen brilliantly employs the incongruity theory of humor – the idea that we find a difference between our expectations and reality to be funny – with Augustine’s teaching and Joel Osteen’s.

But the contrast between the two preachers goes well-beyond the jarring mismatch of their statements. Their messages are dramatically different.

A sampling of St. AugOsteen’s tweets make it clear that St. Augustine was not afraid to call out false teachers and to preach the consequences of sin. However, it would be too simple to cast him as a “fire and brimstone” preacher. Augustine preached about hell because he believed in heaven. He was honest about his own sin because he knew the power of redemption. He was meticulous about his theology because in his youth, he had fallen into the clutches of a cult.

But most significantly, Augustine’s theology, understanding of self, and view of the world centered around God. He famously wrote, “[God] hast made us for [Himself] and our hearts are restless until they rest in [Him].”

Joel Osteen, on the other hand, has an arguably human-centered approach to theology, urging people to “speak the miracle” in their own lives and take hold of their “best life now.”

In Osteen’s book, The Power of I Am, he writes,

The good news is you get to choose what follows the ‘I am.’ When you go through the day saying, ‘I am blessed,’ blessings come looking for you. ‘I am talented.’ Talent comes looking for you. … You’re inviting those things into your life. That’s why you have to be careful what follows the ‘I am.’ Don’t ever say, ‘I am so unlucky. I never get any good breaks.’ You’re inviting disappointments. ‘I am so broke. I am so in debt.’ You are inviting struggle. You’re inviting lack. 

A reasonable person will probably recognize that Osteen’s argument is hardly fool-proof. Just because you say something doesn’t make it true.

Osteen’s style and prosperity gospel message fit right in with the $12 billion self-help industry. A quick perusal of Joel Osteen’s (actual) tweets produces an assortment of “you’ve got this!” tweets.





Every year, more gurus come out with advice on how to improve yourself and become happier. Certainly, not all of the advice coming out of this movement is bad, in fact a lot of it is straight-forward common sense. But it seems more than a little problematic (and counter-intuitive) that we live in a society full of people who are interested in paying someone else for “self-help.” It’s also worth asking if putting oneself at the center is the most helpful advice, especially coming from a pastor.

St. Augustine taught that we cannot be satisfied simply by looking within. For him, the created purpose of humankind determines the source of our ultimate satisfaction. We were created for and by God to find our satisfaction in him.

As religion declines, especially among young people, and the self-help industry grows, Americans are also reaching record levels of unhappiness. Could it be that Osteen and others are pointing people in the wrong direction to find happiness?

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